so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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