question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking