he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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