Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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