The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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