i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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