omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Found the puke drawer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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