If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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