If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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