I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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