If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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