It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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