new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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