i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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