Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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