I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.