can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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