And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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