How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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