Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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