Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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