Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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