Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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