I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize