If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind