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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment