North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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