Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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