This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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