They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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