apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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