that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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