I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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