where am i from again
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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