please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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