I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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