Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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