If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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