rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...