someone get that fucking seahorse.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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