When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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