Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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