dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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