just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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