Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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