if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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