this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
please don't ironically join a cult
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