It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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