I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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