My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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