How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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